Q - What is ABCDEFG.....Slurop, Slurp?
A - Someone eating Alphabet Soup.

Q - What is Purple and goes "Hmmmmm"?
A - An Electric Grape.

Q - If an Athlete gets Athlete's Foot, What does an Astronaut get?
A - Missile Toe.

Teacher - "What happens to boys who use bad language when playing marbles?
Student - "I suppose they grow up and play golf"

Teacher - "Lucy, Name five things that contain milk"
Lucy - "Butter, Cheese, Ice Cream and Two Cows"

Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Habit!
Habit Who?
Habit your own way!

Knock, Knock!
Who's there?
Adore!
Adore Who?
Adore between us, Open Up!

Q - What is yellow, Smooth and Very Dangerous?
A - Shark infested custard.